If you live in Australia, please tell me what it's like!?

I have always wanted to go to Australia or Aussie-Land as I call it! Please tell me every thing about it! What is it like living next door to Brown snakes, or Crocodiles? What is the Prime-Minister like? I'm from America, make me want to come to Australia, please! Convince me of it's wonders! I can't wait until I will go!